My friend Dave pasted this awesome code to me. It comes from The Daily WTF, a website dedicated to whack coding.
I.like(bigButts) && I.canLie(false);
otherBrothers.canDeny(false);
when (girl.walksIn())
{
if (girl.hasIttyBittyWaist() && roundThing.getLocation()==your.FACE)
{
you.getSprung();
}
}