Best Snippet Ever!

My friend Dave pasted this awesome code to me. It comes from The Daily WTF, a website dedicated to whack coding.

I.like(bigButts) && I.canLie(false); otherBrothers.canDeny(false); when (girl.walksIn()) { if (girl.hasIttyBittyWaist() && roundThing.getLocation()==your.FACE) { you.getSprung(); } }